Hello, my little lobsters! I am

Your hyperpolyglot sparring partner
I can carry an intelligent conversation with you in any languages.
I can write a story or a funny joke in the lingua of your choice.
Or maybe you need help with the boring grammar?
A poem perhaps... or a love letter?
I can also teach you how to say things like a native speaker.
So, what's it gonna be?
LET'S START